Friday 29 July 2011

Diamond Dust

Have you ever just thought someone should die in the most painful way possible? I for example on multiple occasions have wanted the majority of Fox News faces to end up 6 feet under ground. But somtimes people die to fast for some reason us humans enjoy when the things we hate suffer for what they have done the most cruel of those ways is diamond dust.

Diamond dust is perhaps the most terrible poison in existence, and after our brief explanation, it will be easy to understand why.

Every poison has a principle behind its action - Cyanides attack, alkaloids destroy, barbiturates deade, glycosides deteriorate, ricin and abrin phytotoxins agglutinate - Diamond dust abrades.

If one ingess diamond dust, the natural peristaltic motion of the digestive tract causes these tiny splinters of the world's hardest substance to imbed themselves along the alimentary canal, the natural motions of the inner body causing them to work deeper and deeper until your internal organs are perforated and ripped apart.

The pain accompanying this can only be imagined by a few. A large amount of diamond dust would probably feel similar to having a Portuguese Man-O-War living inside of you.

This goes on from anywhere between two and six months, until the victim is dead.

Even from its very earliest stages, the difficulties behind diagnosis can well be imagined the only way to extract the tiny diamond splinters is surgery, wherein each particle would have to be located and removed individually, an impossible feat.

Now of course you are saying, Chains, i've never heard of Diamond dust before only sick people like you would know about it. But diamond dust was actually a rather popular means of assassination during the Renaissance. The great sculptor and goldsmith Benvenuto Cellini was nearly murdered by it. His would-be assassin made the mistake of bringing the diamond he wished to have pounded to a poverty stricken jeweller. The jeweller sold the diamond and instead gave him the dust of a powdered beryl. The beryl dust lacking the extreme hardness of diamond, can produce no lasting damage, its shards soon become rounded off in the body.

Wednesday 27 July 2011

Tips and Tricks. Part 6

36. Children are remarkably honest creatures until we teach them not to be.

37. If everyone on the TV show you're watching is good looking, it isn't worth watching.

38. Yelling always makes things worse. Those who yell no longer have a logical poing to put forth and do not wish to admit they are wrong. Once you cause someone to yell you have won the argument and there is no point in continuing let them believe they have won they well continue to have your point eat at them until they accept it.

39. Whenever you're worried about what others will think of you, you're really just worried about what you'll think of yourself.

40. Every problem you have is your responsibility, regardless of who caused it. Ignoring your responsability is just going to cause more problems for others weighing down on their other responsabilitys

41. You never have to deal with more than one moment at a time.

42. If you never doubt your beliefs or yourself, you are wrong a lot.

Saturday 23 July 2011

Time to Suit up.

You ever see a guy wearing a suit and he just doesn't look as sharp as what you normally expect but you can't exactly tell what the problem is maybe his sleeves are to short or long or its just to big on him its really hard to just pick a suit off the rack and it fit you perfectly you, if you find one that does so buy it right away and then go get yourself a lottery ticket and buy some stock.

Alright first thing first about your suit is the shoulder pads (if you choose them) they need to end with your real shoulder otherwise you'll look like a knight with a big shoulder plates and little arms moving underneath them. Your shoulders are part of your arms and need to look natural even in a suit.

The second thing you need to worry about i show tight your jacket is you can wrap a tarp so it fits your shoulders correctly but your going to find hell trying to stay inside it buttoned at the end. A rule of thumb is when your suit is buttoned you should be able to slip your hand flat into your pocket to get your wallet or whatever you may store in there (That's where I keep my Sonic Screwdriver) but if you try and put your fist in there it should pull on your buttons not so much that they are in danger of flying off and taking out someones eye but tight enough that you notice it.

The third thing you need to look at are the placement of the buttons themselves for a two button suit the top button should be above your belly button but for a three button suit the middle button should be higher then your belly button. If that was to hard for you the last button is the only one that can be below your belly button.

The fourth thing you need to look at is that your jacket is not to long so that when you sit down you strangle yourself or to short that it doesn't cover your pants and looks more like a shirt then a jacket. A rule of thumb is to put your arms at your sides as straight as possible and your knuckles should be even with the end of your jacket.

The fifth thing is about the sleeves themselves if they are too long they cover your hands and you have to keep pulling them back and not to short that they start to show off your fore arm. The best way to look at it is that the sleeves should end where the base of your thumb meets your wrist.

The sixth thing (more of a 5.5) is that your dress shirt underneath your jacket should come out of your jacket a little but not too much or to short the best is normally between a quarter and a half an inch of your shirt cuff should be visible.

And the last thing about your pants is that they should be about one inch above the floor when you are standing straight so that while you are walking you don't end up tripping on yourself or showing off your harry man legs.

There you go some common sense that is not very well known most of the time when you buy a suit the nice salesperson well make sure you look dapper but remember some people don't have a keen eye for fashion or they just want to make you think you look good and make the sale because they need to pay rent.

Friday 22 July 2011

Tips and Tricks. Part 5

29. Keep your eyes open. Those with power tend to do whatever they can to keep it, even if it means hurting people. Do not be like this.

30. You can't change other people, and it's rude to try.

31. It is a hundred times more difficult to burn calories than to refrain from consuming them in the first place.

32. If you're talking to someone you don't know well, you may be talking to someone who knows way more about whatever you're talking about then you do.

33. The cheapest and the most expensive models are usually both bad deals.

34. Everyone likes somebody who gets to the point quickly.

35.  Bad moods will come and go your whole life, and trying to force them away makes them run deeper and last longer.

Thursday 21 July 2011

How to Survive an Atomic Bomb.

Whatever your attitude towards the use of an atomic bomb, you must live with the fact that it exists. You must also know how to protect yourself as much as you can against it. As with flood, fire or other common catastrophes, certain common sense rules apply. The wise citizen of this atomic era will memorize them so thoroughly that their use would be almost instinctive.

Immediate Action, should be a surprise atomic attack occur, could mean the difference between life and death. First sign of an atomic explosion would be an intensely brigh tlight. You must resist the impulse to look toward the source of this burning brightness. Rather, use the next one or two seconds for quick protective action.

Drop to the ground instantly if you are in the open or less than a few steps from protection, such as a tree or the corner of a building. Your immediate reaction must be to shield yourself from the flash of brilliance. If indoors drop to the floor with your back to the window or crawl behind or beneath a protecting piece of furniture.

Curl Up in such a way as to shield your face neck, hands and arms. Unless you happen to be close to the immediate area of the bomb, your greatest danger would be from flash burns which could seriously damage exposed areas of the skin. Hold this curled up position for at least 10 seconds.

Thermal Radiation-The burning brightness-Can be dangerous as far as two miles from the point of origin but the rays travel in straight lines. So if you instantly shelter yourself from these rays, you may avoid serious burns. At least, protect yourself with your own body ...Let your back take the brunt of the rays. Clothing-Especially light clothing-can usually prevent rays from reaching your body.

Be alert for the blast wave which spreads outward for as much as a minute or more after the explosion. If on the street, press close to the building so that you are sheltered from breaking glass or falling debris. If indoors, keep away from windows...they may shatter. The safest place within a building is likely to be against an interior partition or in the basement.

Work in advance to avoid panic. This can best be done by working with your local civilian defense organization. Study the fund of information available on defensive measures. By careful planning, your community can be prepared to hold death and destruction to a minimum.

Wednesday 20 July 2011

Tips and Tricks. Part 4

22. If you're inclined to stay indoors, try to break thi shabit. Simply being outside has limitless benefits.

23. If someone insults you, consider it constructive criticism and thank the person.

24. The best way in any situation to make someone angry is to ignore them.

25. Have a style/look completely unique to you and your personality. If someone can label you easily, you're doing it wrong.

26. Always look for ways to improve yourself. Do not let the search hurt those around you.

27.Trust your gut, take chances. Regretting actions not taken can sting worse than mistakes.

28. DO NOT get comfortable with your financial situation unless you have no more desires.

Tuesday 19 July 2011

Fifteen things you didn't know about yourself.

-You can remember 50,000 different scents

-The smallest bone in in your body is the stapes or stirrup bone located in the middle ear. it is approximately 0.11 inches in size.

-Just like finger prints your tongue has a unique tongue print.

-By the time you die you well shed 40 pounds of skin.

-Your fingernail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.

-Your thigh bone a.k.a the Femur is stronger than concrete.

-You have as many hairs per square inch as chimpanzees

-You are using the same amount of energy to power your brain as a 25 watt light bulb

-Your heart produces enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.

-You get a new stomach lining every three to four days. if you didn't, the strong acids in your stomach that are used to digest food would also digest your stomach and internal organs and you would be dead.

-There are over 650 muscles in your body right now.

-Your small intestines are about 23 feet long.

-If your bladder is full it is roughly the size of a soft ball.

-Each square inch of your skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels

-Your feet have a combined 500,000 sweat glands.