Monday, 18 July 2011

Tips and Tricks. Part 3

15. Do not have a child with a person unless you have been with them for more then a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a cunt, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be apart of.

16. Never marry someone unless they love you more than you could ever love them.

17. Your impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal.

18. Honour is a male abstraction, do not expect females to understand it.

19. Whether working out or not, set unachievable goals and work towards them. You won't die trying unless you're careless. The result will be your maximum potential.

20. Hygiene: Stay fresh. But do not be afraid to get dirty when it makes sense to be. (being dirty isn't always sexual you twelve year olds)

21. If you like attention, get rid of this habit.

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